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pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

nonymoose:

ultrafunnypictures:

The snowman came out a little differently than expected.

nonymoose:

ultrafunnypictures:

The snowman came out a little differently than expected.

gunrunnerhell:

9/11
A rose floats in the reflecting pool at Ground Zero during the annual 9/11 memorial service September 11, 2010 in New York City. (Don Emmert/Getty Images)

gunrunnerhell:

9/11

A rose floats in the reflecting pool at Ground Zero during the annual 9/11 memorial service September 11, 2010 in New York City. (Don Emmert/Getty Images)

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

overdosed-on-apathy:

This post had me at finger pants.

HORSE TORNADO.

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

oh-those-dead-frenchboys:

captain—butt—touch:

dicksp8jr:

yue-the-tianlong:

silvermoon424:

breakingdads:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

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I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

MEAT WAND 

Breezeblocks by Alt-J from the album: An Awesome Wave

whale-of-a-time:

Please don’t go, I’ll eat you whole.

her-ladyships-soap:

"A day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day."

her-ladyships-soap:

"A day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day."

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results